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Avast me hearties! Israeli scallywags be plunderin' al-Shifa hospital in Gaza City. Shiver me timbers!

2024-03-18

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags of the Israeli military be claimin' they've plundered al-Shifa hospital in Gaza City to stop some terrorist shenanigans. They be boastin' 'bout slayin' 20 scallywags, includin' a big shot from Hamas, and roundin' up a bunch o' suspects. The landlubbers at Hamas be cryin' foul, callin' it a war crime. Oh, the drama on the high seas!

Arrrr mateys, listen up! The Israeli military be claimin' they be takin' control of al-Shifa hospital in Gaza City to stop them scallywags from causin' trouble. They be sayin' they be killin' 20 "terrorists" and takin' prisoners in the process, includin' a big-wig from Hamas.
Me hearties be sayin' there be a mighty battle happenin' around the hospital, where lots o' folks be seekin' refuge. The health ministry in Gaza, run by Hamas, be shoutin' that Israel be breakin' the rules of war, callin' it a war crime.
Arrr, the sea be a treacherous place, but this land battle be even more dangerous. Will the Israeli military be able to stamp out the rebellion, or will the scallywags of Hamas continue to fight back? Only time will tell, me hearties. But mark me words, this be a battle to remember!

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