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Arrr, Israel be stormin' Gaza's hospital, sayin' that scurvy Hamas be lurkin' there like a pack o' landlubbers!

2024-03-18

Avast ye scallywags! Israel be launchin' raids on the hospital in Gaza, claimin' they be findin' a terror official hidin' there. Faiq Mabhouh, a scurvy dog of Hamas, be taken out durin' a shoot-out. Arrr, the Israel Defense Forces be takin' no prisoners!

Ahoy mateys! Israel be launching another raid on Gaza's biggest hospital on a Monday! They be claiming that scallywags from Hamas had gathered there and that they took out a senior terror official during a fierce shoot-out.
The scallywag in question be Faiq Mabhouh, the big boss of operations for Hamas' security force. Rumor has it that he be hiding inside the al Shifa hospital complex in Gaza City, workin' to advance their terror activities. The Israel Defense Forces be takin' him out for good measure.
Some of the other scallywags be claimin' that the raid be unjust and that innocent civilians be caught in the crossfire. But who knows what really happened in the heat of battle? All we can do is wait for the next chapter in this never-ending saga of conflict and turmoil.

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