Avast ye scoundrels! The Brazil police be wantin' to keelhaul Bolsonaro for his misdeeds, arrr!
2024-03-19
Arr matey, the crown's swashbucklers be claimin' the old captain be pullin' a fast one with his potion papers. Aye, tis a scandalous tale of trickery and deceit on the high seas of health. Mayhaps he be walkin' the plank for his treacherous ways!
Arrr, matey! Listen up ye scallywags! The federal police be claimin' that the former president be messin' with his Covid-19 vaccination records! Aye, ye heard me right! The scurvy dog be accused of falsifyin' his records, tryin' to make it seem like he be gettin' the jab when he really be walkin' the plank of dishonesty!Now, I be thinkin' to meself, what in the name of Davy Jones' locker be goin' on here? Why be the former president tryin' to pull the wool over our eyes like a sneaky bilge rat? Be he thinkin' he be above the law, like some sort of captain of the high seas? Well, I be tellin' ye, the law be catchin' up to him faster than a sword fight at dawn!
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye scurvy politicians out there: ye can't be messin' with the vaccination records and expect to get away with it! The long arm of the law be reachin' far and wide, and no one be safe from its grasp, not even a former president! So, batten down the hatches, me mateys, and make sure ye be playin' by the rules, or ye'll be walkin' the plank faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"