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Arr! Netanyahu be sendin' his crew to Washington to parley about plans for Rafah. Aye, thar be much talkin' afoot!

2024-03-19

Arr matey, the Biden blokes be fretting about Israel's scheme for a ground invasion in the city, where a goodly portion of Gaza's populace be huddled. Methinks this be quite the pickle for all involved. Aye, tis a proper mess indeed!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scurvy dogs! The Biden crew be mighty worried about them land lubbers in Israel plannin' to invade the city where half of Gaza's population be hidin'. Aye, it be a right mess over there, with cannons a-blazin' and swords a-clashin'.
But fear not, me hearties, for the Biden crew be workin' on a plan to calm the waters and bring peace to the land. They be sendin' messages to the Israel captain, advisin' caution and restraint in their plunderin'.
So batten down the hatches and prepare for a wild ride, me mateys! The high seas of diplomacy be choppy waters, but with a bit of luck and some savvy navigatin', we may just find ourselves in calmer seas ahead. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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