Arr matey! Paris Olympics be stockin' 300K rubbers for our randy athletes, promote some jolly good minglin'!
2024-03-19
Arr, me hearties! It be rumored that at the Paris Olympics, the athletes be gettin' back to the ol' bedroom shenanigans! The organizers be supplyin' a grand total of 300,000 condoms, as it seems COVID restrictions be walkin' the plank! Aye, aye, captain!
Arr, me hearties! The Paris Olympics be bringin' back the intimacy to the Summer Games now that the cursed coronavirus be in the rearview mirror. The Olympic Village be expectin' about 9,000 athletes from July 26 to Aug. 11, with a bounty o' 300,000 condoms for the athletes to parley with each other after the strict rules in Tokyo.Ye can't be havin' champagne in the village durin' the Games, but fear not, me hearties, for there be plenty o' world food and French specialties to feast on. The Olympic Village director be makin' sure the athletes be feelin' jolly and comfortable in their surroundings.The Tokyo Games were delayed from 2020 to 2021 due to the pandemic, and condoms were handed out for awareness only. Athletes were warned against mingling too much to keep the scourge at bay.But now, in Paris, it be time for the athletes to enjoy themselves and partake in some conviviality fit for a pirate! Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!