Arrr! The scallywag showed off his digital booty and got sent to the brig for 5 years!
2024-03-19
Arrr mateys, Nicholas Hawkes be the scurvy dog who dared to break the law by sendin' lewd images without bein' asked. The land lubber be walkin' the plank for his crimes against decency and decorum! Aye, justice be served on the high seas of the internet!
Arr, matey! England's first scallywag to be caught cyber-flashing was sentenced to 5 1/2 years in the brig this week. Nicholas Hawkes, a 39-year-old swashbuckler with a history of unsavory deeds, be the first scallywag in all of England and Wales to be convicted under the Online Safety Act for sending unsolicited photos of his nether regions to a lass and a lassie.Admitting his misdeeds, Hawkes confessed to sending a lewd image with the intent to cause alarm, distress, or humiliation. The lass who received the indecent message be quick to report the scoundrel to the authorities after takin' screenshots of the vile images.This scallywag was already on the sex offenders list for previous offenses, includin' exposure and inappropriate activities with a young maiden. He pleaded guilty to breakin' the terms of his previous punishments, landin' himself in even hotter water.The new cyber-flashing law, enacted earlier this year, outlaws sendin' lewd images through social media, dating apps, or even through technologies like Bluetooth or Airdrop. So, ye best think twice before sending any unsolicited images, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank like this here Hawkes lad!