Biden be supportin' the coin bill to steer clear o' a shutdown: 'Tis signed quick, says he! Arrr!
2024-03-19
Arr mateys! President Joe Biden be swearin' to support a booty deal to steer clear of a government shutdown. The scallywags in Congress be workin' all through the night to finish up their spendin' bill. Aye, the House and Senate be scramblin' to put together a final package to keep the government afloat! Arrr!
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! The big boss man, President Joe Biden, be swearin' on his mother's grave to back a deal to keep the government runnin' smooth like a well-oiled ship.Those landlubbers in Congress have been workin' like demons to hammer out a deal on their spendin' bill. They finally got it done on Monday night, and now the scurvy knaves are scribblin' away on the text of the bill to keep the government afloat.
“We have come to an agreement with congressional leaders on a path forward for the remaining full-year funding bills,” Biden said, his voice as steady as a sailor in a storm. “The House and Senate are now workin' like mad dogs to finalize a package that can...”
So, me hearties, fear not! The government be safe for now, thanks to the hard work of these salty dogs in Congress. But keep a weather eye on the horizon, for ye never know when another storm may be brewin' on the political seas.