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Arr matey, Bears' Cole Kmet be feelin' like a scallywag when he heard Justin Fields be traded. Arrr!

2024-03-19

Avast ye mateys! The gallant Chicago Bears tight end Cole Kmet, did forge a mighty bond with QB Justin Fields. But when word came o' his trade, he did confess 'twas a blow to his heart of oak. Aye, 'twas a sad tale indeed! Arrr!

In a tale fit for the high seas, one scallywag of a Chicago Bears player be lamenting the departure of the mighty Justin Fields from their crew. Tight end Cole Kmet received word from the head coach, Matt Eberflus, that Fields be off to join the Pittsburgh Steelers, causing much distress amongst the crew. Kmet, who had plans to carouse for St. Patrick's Day, be forced to stay put upon receiving the news.The writing on the wall be clear as day, as GM Ryan Poles had been seeking a new mate for the Bears ship, eyeing young Caleb Williams as the next to helm the team. With the trade of Fields, the direction of the Bears be set, with the first overall pick likely to go to a new quarterback.Kmet, loyal to his quarterback, appreciated the courtesy of being informed by the captain. The trade signals a new era for the Bears, with hopes of a swift turnaround under Poles' guidance, bolstering the crew with new additions and reinforcements. The young roster be primed for success, with exciting times on the horizon for the Bears crew.Amidst the shifting tides of the NFL, Kmet be a steadfast member of the crew, securing his place with a bountiful contract to remain the starting tight end. The winds of change blow strong, but the Bears be ready to set sail towards victory, with a new quarterback at the helm and a crew eager for battle.

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