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Arrr mateys, Trump be callin' fer a bloody good time, no need fer fancy words to hide it!

2024-03-19

Avast ye scurvy dogs! When Donald Trump spouted, "If I don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath," at his rally in Ohio, it be clear as the seas on a calm day that he be speakin' of violence! No honest soul could deny it. Aye, 'tis a call to arms, me hearties!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, me hearties, when Donald Trump let slip the words "If I don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath" during his rally in Ohio, there be two things that be as clear as a cloudless sky on the high seas: that be a threat, and a literal one at that. Aye, no honest soul could deny that when Trump bellows, "It’s going to be a bloodbath for the country," he be talkin' about spillin' blood.
Arrr, in the same speech, Trump went on to say... But let's not get distracted by the other nonsensical gibberish that be spewin' forth from his mouth like a geyser of hot air. This be a man who be wieldin' words like cutlasses, threatenin' violence if he don't get his way.
So me hearties, let's not be fooled by this scallywag and his dangerous rhetoric. It be up to us to stand up against such tyranny and protect our democracy from the likes of him. Let's raise our mugs of grog and toast to a future free from the shadow of violence and fear. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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