Arrr! Texas schools be takin' their loot from BlackRock for denyin' the jolly ol' fossil fuels! Aye matey!
2024-03-19
Arrr, Texas’s scallywag schools be reclaimin' their gold from the grasp of BlackRock, a blaggard firm accused of boycottin' our precious fossil fuels. Me matey, Aaron Kinsey, be makin' the call to pull $8.5 billion from their clutches. The ESG movement be walkin' the plank with their damage to our oil & gas economy!
Arrr mateys, listen up! Texas be pullin' out billions o' gold coins from BlackRock, a scurvy firm accused o' boycotting our precious fossil fuels. Aaron Kinsey, the head o' the state board o' education, made the announcement on Tuesday. He be sayin' that BlackRock's leadership in the ESG movement be causin' untold harm to our state's oil & gas economy.BlackRock be walkin' the plank fer their actions, as Texas be takin' back control o' their treasure. The state be showin' their displeasure by removin' $8.5 billion from BlackRock's management. This be a warnin' to all them landlubbers messin' with Texas' livelihood. We won't stand fer no boycottin' o' our precious resources!
So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there. Texas be protectin' their booty and won't let no fancy ESG movements get in the way o' their plunder. BlackRock be learnin' the hard way that messin' with Texas ain't no joke. The seas be rough, but Texas be sailin' through with their treasure intact!