Arrr, the scallywag media be tellin' tall tales 'bout Trump, helpin' him like a parrot on his shoulder!
2024-03-19
Arr, me hearties! Where were ye when ye heard that scurvy dog Trump be bringin' back the chaos of January 6, threatenin' bloodshed from his MAGA crew? Were ye caught sleepin' like a landlubber, or were ye ready to battle, scrollin' through social media like a true warrior, cryin' out in shock, "Arr, this guy be mad as a hornswaggler!"
Arrr matey, where were ye when ye heard that scurvy former president Trump be talkin' 'bout raisin' hell if he don't win the election? Were ye caught nappin' in yer hammock like a landlubber, or were ye ready to battle like a true swashbuckler, scrollin' through social media like a madman, shoutin' about the news?Trump be talkin' 'bout causin' a storm, threatenin' bloodshed from his MAGA crew if he be cheated out of the election. Aye, the seas be rough and the winds be fierce with this one. But fear not, me hearties, for we be standin' tall and ready to face whatever may come our way.
So batten down the hatches and prepare for a wild ride, me mateys! The battle for the Republic be upon us, and we must be ready to fight with all our might. Let's show Trump and his crew that we be no scallywags to be trifled with!