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Landlubbers despise the thought of carless cities, until they be forced to dwell within one's limits. Aye, matey!

2024-03-19

Avast ye scallywags! Getting rid o' land ships from our fair cities be havin' the benefit o' reduced foul air, less danger on the roads, and lower carbon belchin'. But why be the townsfolk puttin' up such a fierce fight? Arrr!

Arr matey! Ye be hearin' about removin' them land vessels from the city streets to reduce the foul emissions, clear the air of pollution, and lessen the chance of road mishaps. But why be the citizens puttin' up such a fight?

Could it be that these land lubbers be too attached to their precious wagons, unwilling to part with 'em even for the greater good of the environment? Or perhaps they fear the inconvenience of havin' to rely on other means o' transport such as walkin', cyclin', or even takin' the ol' horse and carriage?

Whatever the reason, it be clear that change be needed in order to make our urban areas more sustainable and safe for all who dwell within 'em. So me hearties, let us band together and embrace the challenge of makin' our cities car-free zones, for the sake of our planet and future generations to come!

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