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Arrr! Indo-Pacific Command be demandin' a grand booty o' $11 billion more to fend off the scallywags from China!

2024-03-19

Arrr mateys! The U.S. Indo-Pacific Command be askin' fer a hefty sum o' $11 billion to protect our waters from them scallywags over in China! They be growin' their fleet faster than a barnacle on a ship's hull. We best be prepared for battle on the high seas!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The U.S. Indo-Pacific Command, overseers of all military operations in the vast Indo-Pacific region, be askin' fer an extra $11 billion doubloons for programs not mentioned in the Pentagon's official budget for the year 2025. Aye, ye heard me right!
The scallywags in charge be aimin' to beef up their defenses in the Pacific waters, as that sneaky China be growin' its military might and actin' more bold in the Indo-Pacific region. The main parts of the plan be...
But fear not me hearties, for the U.S. be standin' strong against these threats and protectin' its interests in these treacherous waters. With this extra booty, they be ready to face any challenge that comes their way. So raise a mug of grog to the brave souls sailin' under the flag of the U.S. Indo-Pacific Command, and may they continue to keep us safe in these turbulent times!

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