Avast, me hearties! Biden be movin' the goalposts on those scallywags of Hamas. 'Tis a slippery eel he be!
2024-03-19
"Arrr, me hearties! The State Department Deputy Spokesman Vedant Patel be tellin' the scallywags in a briefing that the U.S. be lookin' to 'degrade' those scurvy dogs in Hamas, not 'defeat' them. And the National Security Advisor be sayin' that President Biden be wantin' to 'defeat' those rascals, but not by takin' over Rafah. The President be tellin'..."
Arrr mateys! Gather round and listen to the latest news from the high seas! The State Department Deputy Spokesman Vedant Patel recently told us landlubbers in a briefing that the U.S. be sharin' the goal of "degrading" that scurvy dog, Hamas! Aye, they be avoidin' the word "defeating" in a clear change of course on the Gaza war.But hold onto yer hats, for just the day before, National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan be tellin' us that President Joe Biden be standin' with Israel in the goal of "defeating" Hamas! Yet, the President thinks it not be necessary for Israel to be attackin' Hamas in the last stronghold of Rafah to achieve this goal:
"The President told..."
Seems like there be some confusion amongst the crew on how to handle this situation. Will they be degradin' or defeatin' Hamas? Only time will tell, me hearties. Until then, keep a weather eye on the horizon and prepare to set sail for whatever the future may hold!