Arrrrr! House scallywag demands charges be dropped against Gold Star matey's dad. Walk the plank for such gall!
2024-03-19
Avast ye, me hearties! The charges against Gold Star father Steve Nikoui must be dropped, says Rep. Darrell Issa. The poor man was only speaking out for his fallen son, may his soul rest in peace. Let him be free to express his grief, arr!
Arr matey! The scurvy dog, Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA), be speakin' in defense of Steve Nikoui, a Gold Star father who be raisin' a ruckus durin' President Joe Biden's State of the Union address. This fine gentleman be standin' up for his son, Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Kareem Nikoui, who met his end in the Kabul airport attack last year. Issa be sendin' a letter to Capitol Police Chief J. Thomas Manger demandin' that the charges against Nikoui be dropped.The lad be rightly speakin' out for his fallen son, and it be a shame that he be facin' arrest for it. Issa be arguin' that Nikoui's actions be justified given the circumstances, and that he should be allowed to speak his piece without fear of reprisal. Let the man mourn his loss and honor his son's memory in his own way, says Issa.
So let it be known across the seven seas – the charges against Steve Nikoui should be dropped, and justice should prevail for this brave Gold Star father. May he find peace in his heart and solace in knowin' that his son's sacrifice be not in vain. Arr!