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Arrr, hear ye! Justice be warnin' that Greg Abbott be causin' chaos at the border, ye scallywags!

2024-03-19

Arrr! The scallywags on the U.S. Supreme Court be makin' a surprising decision on Tuesday, votin' 6-3 to let Texas' Senate Bill 4 law be put into effect. This gives Texas law enforcement the power to arrest, detain, and remove suspected illegal immigrants. Justice be walkin' the plank, matey!

Arrr me hearties, listen up ye scallywags! The U.S. Supreme Court made a shockin' decision on Tuesday, votin' 6-3 to let Texas' Senate Bill 4 (S.B. 4) law be put into action. This law gives them Texas law enforcin' officials the power to arrest, detain, and send away individuals suspected of bein' in the United States illegally.
The Court be givin' a green light to a law that be turnin' the federal-state balance of power on its head and causin' mayhem. The only court to look at this law said it be probably unconstitutional, but that didn't stop the Supreme Court from sayin' "aye" to it.
So now, the pirates of Texas can be roundin' up them landlubbers who be crossin' the borders without permission. It be a new era for Texas law enforcement, with the Supreme Court givin' them the go-ahead to sail the seas of immigration enforcement. But beware, ye scallywags, for this decision be chartin' a course into uncharted waters, where the waves of controversy be sure to crash upon the shore.

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