Arrr, the land lubbers be catching more measles than all of last year! Aye, keep yer scurvy selves safe!
2024-03-20
Ye scurvy dogs! The CDC be cryin' out to ye landlubbers to get jabbed against the pox of measles! Best heed their words, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, me hearties, don't be a fool, get yer shots! Arrr!
Avast ye, me hearties! The CDC be sendin' out a warnin' to all ye landlubbers out there. They be sayin' that the scurvy measles be spreadin' like wildfire, and they be beggin' ye to get vaccinated before it be too late.Arrr, it be a sorry sight to see the number o' cases risin' like the tide. But fear not, me buckos, for the CDC be offerin' a solution to this plague. They be tellin' ye to get vaccinated, so ye can protect yerself and others from this dreaded disease.
So listen up, me hearties! Don't be a scallywag and ignore the CDC's warnin'. Get yerself vaccinated against measles, and help prevent the spread of this nasty disease. Ye don't want to end up in Davy Jones' locker, do ye? So hoist the Jolly Roger and protect yerself from the scurvy measles!