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Aye mateys, feast yer eyes on this scallywag showin' off his fancy brain-computer contraption from Neuralink! Arrrr!

2024-03-20

Arr matey! On th' livestream o' X, th' poor soul o' 29 years, unable t' walk or talk, used his magical Neuralink brain implant t' command a mystical contraption. Avast! What wonders be this modern world be holdin'!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! There be news of a brave soul, a 29-year-old lad who be paralyzed but not defeated. In a livestream on the digital seas, this bold buccaneer used his Neuralink brain implant to steer a mighty computer ship.
Imagine that, me mateys! A man who can't use his legs, but can command a vessel with naught but his thoughts! It be like magic, straight out of Davy Jones' locker. The lad be a true legend, a modern-day Blackbeard of the high-tech world.
Ye can almost hear the cheers from the crew as they watch in amazement. The lad be like a wizard, casting spells with his mind and making the computer dance to his tune. It be a sight to behold, a true marvel of the seven seas.
So raise a tankard of grog to this brave soul, me hearties! Let his tale inspire ye to never give up, no matter how rough the waters may be. For if a paralyzed man can command a computer with his brain, then surely there be no limit to what a pirate like ye can achieve!

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