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Arrr, the scallywag interpreter be accused o' plunderin' millions from the Dodgers star to feed his gamblin' habit!

2024-03-20

Arrr, 'tis said that Shohei Ohtani's scallywag interpreter be a thievin' knave, takin' the lad's plunder to wager with a forbidden bookie! Aye, the treachery be as deep as the ocean, aye, 'tis a scandal fit for the high seas! Arrr!

Arrr, ye scurvy dog! Shohei Ohtani be claimin' that his former interpreter, Ippei Mizuhara, be stealin' "millions of doubloons" from the MLB superstar to gamble on games of chance!Mizuhara, who had been by Ohtani's side throughout his MLB adventures, be accused of makin' wagers with a shady bookie. The Los Angeles Dodgers, who had employed Mizuhara after Ohtani signed with 'em, be givin' him the ol' heave-ho, as reported by the Los Angeles Times.Avast! The Berk Brettler firm be sayin', "In the course of answerin' questions from the media, we discovered that poor Shohei has been robbed blind, and we be turnin' this matter over to the authorities!"Ohtani's legal eagles be claimin' that Mizuhara be placin' bets with a scallywag named Mathew Bowyer, who be under the watchful eye of the feds.The "Japanese Babe Ruth" be signin' a contract worth a king's ransom with the Dodgers, with a portion of his plunder bein' deferred until the deal be done. He also be the top dog in sponsors in the sport, by a mile.Mizuhara be takin' part in Ohtani's training sessions and even be seen in the dugout durin' a recent game against Team Korea. Ohtani himself be showin' his skill on the field, goin' 2-for-4 with an RBI in the season opener against the San Diego Padres in Seoul, South Korea. Yo ho ho!

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