"Arrr mateys, 200,000 scallywags be escapin' deportation thanks to Biden's blunder wit' paperwork! Aye, the seas be full of loopholes!"
2024-03-20
Arrr mateys! The Biden crew be so busy pillaging and plundering that they forgot to file the proper papers in 200,000 deportation cases! The judges be tossin' them out like old fish. Looks like the Department of Homeland Security be walkin' the plank for this blunder! Arrr!
Arrr, mateys! Listen up and hear the tale of the bumbling Biden administration and their failure to file court papers in hundreds of thousands of deportation cases! Aye, ye heard me right! The scallywags at the Department of Homeland Security be sendin' out Notices to Appear to all them illegal immigrants, but then forgettin' to actually file 'em in court!That's right, me hearties! In over 200,000 cases, the DHS be triggerin' court dates for these landlubbers, but never actually gettin' the papers to the judges! What a blunder! The judges be tossin' these cases faster than ye can say "walk the plank"!
Arrr, ye can't make this stuff up! The DHS be tryin' to enforce immigration laws, but endin' up with egg on their face instead! It's a comedy of errors that would make even the most hardened pirate chuckle!
So next time ye hear about the Biden administration's immigration woes, just remember this tale of incompetence and laugh heartily, me mateys! Ahoy!