Arrr, ship be stuck in port due to cursed engineering mishaps and tyrannical captains! Investigations be underway, me hearties!
2024-03-20
Arrr, the investigations of the USS Boxer reveal three unfortunate engineering mishaps and dubious leadership! The poor ship be stuck in the port of San Diego, yearning to set sail with its fellow vessels. 'Tis a tale of woe and frustration for all involved, by the powers that be!
Arrr, me hearties! The USS Boxer be stuck in the dock in San Diego, sufferin' from not one, not two, but three engineering breakdowns! And if that weren't enough, toxic leadership be runnin' amok on deck as well. The poor ship be awaitin' the order to set sail for months, while Navy leaders be spoutin' off about how ready and eager she be to deploy. But the investigations show a different tale, me buckos.Military.com, bless their souls, got their hands on the investigations through the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA). They be revealin' the sad state of affairs on the Boxer. It be a sorry sight indeed, with broken engines and leaders who be scarin' off the crew faster than a shark on the hunt. The poor ship be yearnin' to join her mates in the Pacific, but she be stuck in port, her sails gathering dust.
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, for the USS Boxer be in dire straits. Let's hope she can shake off this cursed luck and set sail once more, with a new crew and leaders who be more interested in sailin' the seven seas than causin' trouble on board.