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Arrr, Clay Travis be settin' sail to predict the outcomes of all 16 NCAA battles on Thursday! May the odds be in his favor!

2024-03-21

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Clay Travis be dishin' out his picks for the grand March Madness tourney. Make haste and place yer bets afore the games begin on Thursday afternoon, lest ye be walkin' the plank!

Arrr, Clay Travis be settin' sail to predict the outcomes of all 16 NCAA battles on Thursday! May the odds be in his favor!

In the year of our Lord 2014, Todd Fuhrman, Charissa Thompson, and meself made history on the sports TV waves by broadcasting live from the Westgate sportsbook for the NCAA Tournament. Aye, but a decade has since sailed by. Fast forward to 2019, and we plundered Las Vegas with Lock It In, hosting a week of live shows on FS1 from the MGM Grand. I even entertained roughly 50 OutKick VIP members in my Palazzo suite for brews and tourney talk. Ahoy, 'tis time to get rich, ye scallywags! Arrr!Here be me NCAA tourney picks for Thursday, me hearties. While ye might expect a close match between two defensive squads, mark me words, one of 'em will shoot like Blackbeard himself and break 70. As for pickin' teams, bet on the ones ye can't spell, for they be undervalued treasures. It be a fact. Trust me, I be a pirate.Long Beach State be like a troubled couple havin' a baby and takin' on Arizona. And what's with them college hoops shutdowns, Dayton got the short end of the cutlass. They be winnin' against Nevada. And as fer Kentucky, Oakland be bringin' the heat. Get ready for a wild brawl on the court, mates. Iowa State be ripe for a comedown, beware the Jackrabbits. Tennessee be triumphin' over St. Peter's, mark me words.So, me hearties, set sail with these picks and may the odds be ever in yer favor. We be 16-0 by sunrise on Friday. Raise the Jolly Roger, we be winnin' this wager war!

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