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"Arrr, 'Love be Blind' lass be beggin' Taylor Swift t' keep her distance from Travis Kelce's scallywag remarks!"

2024-03-21

Arrr, me hearties! The lass Chelsea Blackwell be settin' her sights on the scallywag Travis Kelce for makin' a mockery of her antics on ye olde Netflix Show. Methinks there be some drama brewin' in these modern times! Aye, the seas be rough indeed.

In a jolly and jesting manner, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce has revealed his fondness for reality TV, or as he eloquently puts it, "trash." During an episode of the "News Heights" podcast, Kelce urged his brother, former Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce, to dive into the latest season of the Netflix show "Love is Blind." Travis cheekily remarked that the show is even worse than his own reality dating show, "Catching Kelce," but still unbelievably entertaining.Despite Travis' passionate plea, Jason remained steadfast in his refusal. He adamantly declared, "No, I'm not watching that trash. I’m not encouraging Netflix or any of these other subscription channels to make any more of this nonsense bulls---." In a final attempt to lure Jason into the "Love is Blind" craze, Travis hilariously mimicked one of the show's contestants in a notorious argument scene.Upon discovering that Kelce had watched the show, contestant Chelsea Blackwell expressed her astonishment and embarrassment. She jokingly pleaded with international pop sensation Taylor Swift, who is Kelce's girlfriend, to refrain from watching her season. After securing three Super Bowl victories in four years, Kelce seems to be unwinding in the offseason with some lighthearted reality TV escapades.For more uproarious sports updates, follow Fox News Digital's sports coverage and subscribe to the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter.

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