The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr matey, a pig's kidney be put into a landlubber's body for the first time! Shiver me timbers!

2024-03-21

Arrr mateys! Ye won't believe it! A 62-year-old swashbuckler from Massachusetts be the first to receive a kidney from a pig! His kidneys be failing, but now he be one step closer to bein' as hearty as a sea dog! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties, listen to this tale of a bold seadog from Massachusetts who be 62 years young with failing kidneys. But fear not, for this salty dog be the first to receive a kidney from a swine that be genetically altered! Aye, ye heard that right - a pig kidney be keeping this old sea dog alive.
Now picture this scene - the old matey be lying on the surgeon's table, with the smell of rum and gunpowder in the air, as the surgeon be grafting in that pig kidney like a treasure trove buried deep in the sand.
But let me tell ye, this ain't no ordinary pig kidney - this be a kidney that be altered by the hand of science itself, to make it more like a human kidney. And ye know what? It be working! The old sea dog be feeling as spry as a young buccaneer again.
So next time ye be feeling down in the doldrums, just remember the tale of this old pirate with a pig kidney, and know that miracles can happen on the high seas of modern medicine. Arrr!

Read the Original Article