Arr matey, ye hear the news? They be stickin' pig kidneys in humans now! What a strange world we sail.
2024-03-21
Arrr mateys, by the powers of Davy Jones' locker, surgeons be transplantin' kidneys from a modified swine into a livin' soul! Richard Slayman, a scallywag from Weymouth, be the lucky recipient. He be recoverin' well and set to sail from the hospital soon. Aye, hope be restored!
Arrr mateys, listen up as I tell ye a tale of modern medicine that would make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots! In a move that be unheard of in the seven seas, surgeons be transplantin' a kidney from a genetically modified pig into a livin' person fer the very first time!Richard Slayman, a scallywag of 62 years from Weymouth, Mass., was the lucky soul to receive this groundbreakin' procedure. The surgery lasted a mere four hours, and the brave lad be recoverin' well and set to be discharged on Saturday, the good ol' Massachusetts General Hospital be reportin'.
"I saw it not only as a way to help me, but a way to provide hope for..." Ye see, even in this modern age, there be miracles happenin' that even Blackbeard himself would be impressed by! So raise a tankard of grog to this brave soul and the pigs that helped save his life!