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Arr, ye can't be flyin' those fancy flags at the embassies anymore, says the new bill! Aye, matey!

2024-03-21

Arr matey! The scallywags in Congress be scurrying to pass a bill that be preventin' the State Department from flyin' any o' them politically charged flags like the jolly roger o' gay rights! They be limitin' us to only flyin' the official flags o' the U.S. and its states, tribes, and territories. Har har, they be pushin' back on ol' Biden's plans, they be!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for Congress be workin' on a new spendin' bill that be stoppin' the State Department from flyin' any politically charged flags, includin' them gay rights flags, at U.S. embassies.
Aye, buried deep within the pages of this bill be a provision that says the department can only fly flags of the U.S., its states, tribes, and territories, official government agencies, foreign nations, and banners for POW/MIA or hostages.
This move be a slap in the face to ol' Biden and his crew, who be wantin' to show support for them gay rights and such. But Congress be sayin' no, ye can only fly the official flags, mateys!
So keep an eye on this bill, me hearties, for it be causin' quite the stir among the landlubbers in Washington. Will the State Department have to lower their flags and raise the Jolly Roger instead? Only time will tell, me buckos!

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