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Arrr, the Senate scallywags argue o'er backing Israel. Methinks they be talkin' to the wrong captain!

2024-03-21

Arr matey! Israeli Cap'n Benjamin Netanyahu parlayed with Senate scallywags for nigh on 45 minutes in a secret videoconference during their weekly feast. He be demandin' the liberty to finish his battle with the scurvy dogs of Hamas. Methinks Schumer be plottin' to oust the Cap'n with a new election! Sen. Ted Cruz be sayin' the Cap'n spoke mighty fine words. Yo ho ho!

Arrrgh mateys, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu had a chat with Senate Republicans in a secret video conference. He be tellin' them that Israel needs the space and time to finish their battle with Hamas. Aye, 'tis a serious matter, but ol' Netanyahu be holdin' his ground.
Just a few days earlier, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer be barkin' at Netanyahu to have a new election and walk the plank. But it seems like the GOP be standin' by their matey Netanyahu.
After the meeting, Sen. Ted Cruz from Texas said the prime minister made his case strong like a sea serpent. The Republicans be listenin' to his words and supportin' his cause. 'Tis a tricky situation, but Netanyahu be fightin' for his ship.

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