Arrr! Kentucky be out o' the tourney, shatterin' countless brackets across the land. Mayhaps there be no winners this year!
2024-03-22
Arrrr! The Madness of March wasted no time in earnin' its name, with many a shocking upset makin' less than 1% of perfect brackets remainin' after Day 1. Shiver me timbers!
Arr mateys, the madness of March be upon us! The seas of bracketology be treacherous, with upsets by double-digit scallywags causin' heartbreak among the crew. Kentucky, a top-seeded ship, be sunk by Oakland, a 14th-seeded scallywag, in a shocking battle.Less than 1% of perfect brackets remain, with many a pirate seein' their hopes dashed. Duquesne be startin' the chaos by upsettin' BYU, followed by Mississippi State fallin' to Michigan State. The number of perfect brackets be dwindlin' faster than a ship sinkin'.Wins by Oregon and Nevada be addin' to the mayhem, bringin' the number of perfect brackets down to a mere 2.43%. Even Kentucky, a mighty ship, be fallin' to Oakland, leavin' only a handful of perfect brackets standin'.The NCAA be reportin' that this year's figures be better than last year, with more brackets survivin' the storm. Atlanta Falcons' runnin' back Bijan Robinson be among the fortunate few with a perfect bracket, thanks to a controversial call in the final moments of a battle.Despite the chaos and upsets, the NCAA be seein' more brackets remainin' perfect compared to last year. The seas of March Madness be turbulent, but the battle rages on as the crew watches to see who will emerge victorious in the end.