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Yarrr mateys, Russia and China be standin' by Hamas as they scorch their enemies! Avast, a jolly ol' time fer sure!

2024-03-22

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags from Russia and China be vetoing a resolution against the scoundrels of Hamas! The United States be cryin' foul, but the rest o' the council be like, "Nope, not today!" Shiver me timbers, what a rum deal! Let's all take a moment to ponder this madness, me mateys!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scoundrels Russia and China be vetoing a resolution at the United Nations that rightly condemned that rascally crew, Hamas, for their dastardly attack on Israel on October 7th. The resolution was penned by none other than the United States, and yet those two landlubbers couldn't bring themselves to call out Hamas for their acts of piracy!
US Ambassador Linda Thomas Greenfield, bless her soul, called out those scallywags in front of the whole council. She couldn't believe her ears when those two nations refused to stand against the terror group. "Arrr, can we just take a moment to let that sink in?" she cried out to the doubting crowd.
But fear not, me hearties! This be just a small setback in the grand scheme of things. The United States will continue to fight the good fight against these villains and their treacherous ways. So hoist the Jolly Roger high and stand strong against the forces of evil, for justice will prevail in the end!

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