Arrr! How be Letitia James plannin' to plunder $454 million from Trump if he be broke and not payin'?
2024-03-22
Arr matey, the scallywag Letitia James be ready to plunder the treasure of former President Trump if he don't cough up $454 million or a bond for the civil fraud judgment she be won. Time be running out for the poor bloke, with Monday bein' the deadline for him to save his loot. Aye, Trump be in a tight spot indeed!
Arr mateys, it seems that the scallywag Trump be in a bit of a pickle. The New York Attorney General be ready to swoop in on his treasure trove if he don't cough up $454 million or a bond for the civil fraud judgment she won against him. The deadline be fast approachin', and if Trump don't make a move, his bank accounts and real estate could be plundered faster than you can say "pieces of eight."His lawyers be talkin' a big game, but it don't be lookin' good for the former president. If he don't post that bond or deposit by Monday, he'll be walkin' the plank into a sea of financial ruin. The law be harsher than a storm at sea, and even a man with Trump's riches can't escape its grasp.
So Trump better start countin' his doubloons and make a decision quick, lest he find himself marooned on a deserted island of debt and regret. The Attorney General be waitin' in the shadows, ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Will Trump be able to outwit her, or will he end up walkin' the plank with his pockets turned inside out? Only time will tell, me hearties.