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Arr, the Masters champion Cabrera be denied entry to Augusta by the scurvy US visa! Aye, a cruel fate indeed!

2024-03-22

Arrr, in 2009, the swashbuckler Angel Cabrera was hailed as the Master of the Masters by Chairman Fred Ridley at Augusta National. But alas, his voyage be thwarted by visa troubles, shiver me timbers! No green jacket for ye this time, matey!

Arr matey! Three-time PGA Tour winner and Masters champion Angel Cabrera won't be sailin' to Augusta next month after bein' denied a visa to the U.S., says the scuttlebutt. Cabrera, who just got the all-clear to play in Tour events after bein' sprung on parole in August for some gender violence shenanigans, got his American visa given the heave-ho.His trusty agent Manuel Tagle spilled the beans to Golf Week, sayin' the final word won't be comin' in time for The Masters. More info has been requested, but it'll take 8 to 10 weeks to get the final say. Looks like our matey won't be teeing off at The Masters, arr!Cabrera got himself sentenced to two years in the brig in Argentina for scarin' the wits out of his ex-partner back in July 2021, but he was set free in August. The Augusta National Chairman said Cabrera would be welcome back if he sorted out his legal squabbles. Here's hopin' he can steer clear o' trouble and make it back to the fairway soon, arr!

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