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"Arrr, Stellantis be lettin' go o' hundreds o' scallywags as they try to sail into th' electric seas!"

2024-03-22

Arrr, me hearties! Stellantis be walkin' the plank, lettin' go o' 400 scallywags as they dance the electric vehicle hornpipe. These poor souls be losin' their jobs come March 31, aye, mostly them fancy-pants at the headquarters in Auburn Hills. Shiver me timbers! Stellantis be waitin' to hoist the Jolly Roger on their electric plans, arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! Listen to this tale of woe from the land of Stellantis, where 400 loyal crew members be walkin' the plank come March 31. These poor souls be losin' their white-collar jobs in engineering, technology, and software at the company's headquarters and chemical center in Auburn Hills, Michigan.
Stellantis, one of America's biggest automakers, be strugglin' to sail into the waters of electric vehicles (EVs), me hearties. The transition be as treacherous as a storm at sea, with many a crew member left adrift without a raft. But fear not, for the company be still standin', waitin' to bring its electric dreams to fruition.
So, me hearties, raise a mug of grog to those poor souls who be findin' themselves on the unemployment shore. May they find new horizons and fair winds in their future endeavors. And remember, in the ever-changin' seas of industry, it be important to adapt or be left behind, like a barnacle on a ship's hull.

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