The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye scallywags! The Senate be scramblin' to pass the loot before the government be walkin' the plank!

2024-03-22

Arr mateys! The Senate's own Chuck Schumer be settin' up a plan to vote on fundin' the government's agencies afore a shutdown be upon us. The House already passed their bills, but we still be in troubled waters. Will we avoid the storm or be caught in the tempest?

Arr matey! The Senate's big cheese, Chuck Schumer, be settin' up a course to vote on a bill to keep the government's coffers full. Aye, he be makin' a backup plan in case they can't agree on the time to do it before the clock strikes midnight and we be facin' a partial shutdown!
The House already did their part by passin' them annual bills to keep the gold flowin'. But don't be poppin' the champagne just yet, mateys! There be some rough waters ahead...
Arr! The Senate be workin' hard to keep the ship afloat and avoid a shutdown at all costs. So let's all raise a toast to Chuck Schumer and hope that the government's treasure chest stays full for another day!

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