Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Senate be throwin' around gold like it be goin' out o' style! Aye, mateys!
2024-03-23
Arrr mateys! The Senate be passin' a mighty controversial six-bill plunderin' package after a wee bit o' government shutdown. Senators be votin' aye on spendin' $1.2 trillion doubloons by a tally o' 74-24. The text o' the bills be revealed just afore dawn, makin' some Republicans hornswoggled. The House be givin' their stamp o' approval on Friday. Arrr!
Arrr, ye scallywags in the Senate be passin' a right controversial six-bill government fundin' package after a wee bit o' partial government shutdown. The vote be 74-24 in favor o' this here $1.2 trillion spendin' package, with the text o' the bills only bein' revealed in the early hours o' Thursday, makin' some o' them Republicans right mad.The House be considerin' these appropriations measures on Friday mornin', and they be passin' as well. The whole affair be like a grand pirate adventure, with twists and turns that keep us all on our toes. Aye, the Senate and House be workin' together to keep the government runnin' smoothly, like a well-oiled ship sailin' through stormy seas.
So, raise a tankard o' grog to the Senators and Representatives who be workin' hard to keep the ship afloat. May the winds o' fortune blow in their favor, and may they continue to navigate the treacherous waters o' politics with skill and cunning. Arrr, it be a jolly good time in the halls o' Congress!