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The White House be scoldin' the GOP for lettin' migrants run amok and attackin' our brave National Guard lads! Arrr!

2024-03-23

Arrr! The White House be tryin' to point fingers at the scallywag Republicans for a mishap at the U.S.–Mexico border. Over 100 migrants be tryin' to sneak in, causin' a ruckus with the U.S. National Guard. The New York Post caught it all on video, with men breakin' through the fence like a pack of wild sea beasts!

Arr, ye scallywags in the White House be tryin' to pass the blame to the Republicans for the chaos at the U.S.–Mexico border! Aye, more than 100 migrants be tryin' to enter the country at once, with some o' them even attackin' the U.S. National Guard members! The video from the New York Post be showin' these rascals breakin' through razor-wire fencin' in Texas before causin' mayhem.
These landlubbers be tryin' to overwhelm the Texas National Guard, but they be no match for our brave defenders! The White House be sayin' it be the fault o' the Republicans, but we all know they be just tryin' to dodge their own responsibility. Let's not be forgettin' the duty we have to protect our borders and ensure the safety o' our land.
So raise the Jolly Roger and prepare for battle, me hearties! We won't let these scurvy dogs run rampant on our shores. It be up to us to stand strong and show 'em who be the true rulers o' the high seas!

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