Arrr! The scallywags behind the Moscow attack be caught as the tally of them they sent to Davy Jones' locker be 115!
2024-03-23
Arrr! The scallywags of Russia's security services have captured four bandits who be responsible for the bloodshed that took the lives of at least 115 souls at a concert hall near Moscow. The leader o' the FSB has informed Cap'n Putin that 11 scurvy dogs be nabbed in connection to the attack, including the four shooters. Aye, justice be served!
Arr matey, the scallywags over in Russia be claimin' they've caught the scurvy dogs responsible for killin' over a hundred innocent souls at a concert hall in Moscow! The top dog of the security service be tellin' the big boss Putin that they've snatched up 11 landlubbers connected to the attack, with four of 'em bein' the trigger-happy blighters who pulled the trigger.It be a dark day in Russia's history, with this bein' one of the worst terror attacks the country has ever seen. The scoundrels responsible will surely face the wrath of the law, and justice will be served on a silver platter. Let this be a warnin' to all ye scallywags out there thinkin' of causin' chaos and mayhem - the long arm of the law will catch up to ye, and ye'll be walkin' the plank afore ye know it! Avast ye, terrorists, for the FSB be watchin' and waitin', ready to strike back with all their might!