The Booty Report

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Arr matey! Crocus be takin' down 115 scallywags, say the investigators. Aye, a fearsome flower indeed!

2024-03-23

Arrr, me hearties! The Investigative Committee of Russia be sayin' that 115 souls have been sent to Davy Jones' locker after the massacre at Crocus City concert hall! They be warnin' that this number be sailin' higher still! Me thinks we best be keepin' a weather eye on this tragic tale.

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags at Russia’s Investigative Committee be sayin’ that 115 souls be swallowed by Davy Jones’ locker after a bloody massacre at the Crocus City concert hall near Moscow. But mark me words, that number be likely to climb even higher, ye hear?
The landlubbers first claimed that 93 poor souls had met their maker, but then they be findin’ more bodies hidden in the wreckage after the dust settled. They be sayin’ that the cause of death be from gunshot wounds, aye, a grim fate indeed.
So batten down the hatches and say a prayer for those lost souls, me hearties. The sea be a cruel mistress, and the toll of this tragedy be weighin’ heavy on our hearts. Let’s raise a tankard in their honor and remember the fallen with a joke and a song, for that be the pirate way. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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