Arrr, mateys! Dusty May be sailin' to Michigan to take the helm as head coach after March Madness woes.
2024-03-23
Arrr mateys! It be said that after six voyages at Florida Atlantic University, Dusty May be settin' sail to become the head honcho at Michigan! Mayhaps he be tradin' in his parrot for a wolverine! Aye, the seas of college basketball be ever changin'!
Arr matey! Just a day after his Florida Atlantic Owls were sent packin' from March Madness, Dusty May be settin' sail for new shores. The scallywag, a spry 47-year-old, be takin' his talents to the Michigan Wolverines as their next head coach.Ahoy! Michigan be makin' room for May by firin' Juwan Howard, a member of the Fab Five back in the day. The Wolverines had a dire season, endin' with but eight wins and a record-breakin' 24 losses, finishin' on a nine-game skid.May, with his Owls, sailed to a surprise Final Four in 2022-23, winnin' 25 games this season and dominatin' their conference with a 14-4 record. But alas, the Owls were sent to Davy Jones' locker as an eight-seed by the Wildcats of Northwestern in a heart-stoppin' match that ended in overtime.The Wildcats, showin' no mercy in the extra time, left the Owls in their wake. May's tenure at Florida Atlantic be a successful one, with a record of 126-69 and winnin' records in each of his six years. Aye, he be a seasoned coach, startin' as a lowly assistant and workin' his way up the ranks.Before settin' sail for Michigan, May be battlin' on the seas of Indiana, where he served under the legendary Bob Knight. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye, Dusty May, as ye embark on a new adventure with the Wolverines!