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Be ye a landlubber sensitive to the sound of a squawking parrot? Here be how to find out, arrr!

2024-03-24

Arrr mateys, every scallywag be havin' their own reckonin' of what be too loud, but there be some tricks we all can use to lower the clamor a bit. Let's not make the parrot squawk too much, lest we all end up walkin' the plank!

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! It be a fact that every scallywag has their own notion of what be considered loud when it comes to noises, but there be a few tricks we all can use to bring down the ruckus a bit.
First off, ye can be makin' sure to keep yer blarney to a polite level. No need to be shoutin' like a banshee when ye can be speakin' in a civil tone, savvy? And if ye be playin' music or watchin' a movie, be mindful of the volume, lest ye be makin' yer shipmates walk the plank!
If ye be havin' a rowdy bunch of shipmates aboard, try steerin' clear of noisy activities in the wee hours o' the night. No one likes a scallywag who be wakin' the whole crew with their shenanigans!
So remember, me hearties, whether ye be a landlubber or a seasoned seadog, it be in everyone's best interest to keep the noise level down a notch. Arrr, now go forth and be mindful of the volume, lest ye be findin' yerself in Davy Jones' locker!

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