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Arrrrr! The scallywag stopped the brawl by chompin' on his foe: "I be feelin' the sting, matey!"

2024-03-24

Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe it, but in the midst of a fierce battle between Igor Severino and Andre Lima, the scallywag Severino decided to take a wee nibble out of poor Lima! The fight had to be ceased, for such treacherous acts be not allowed in the ring! Aye, what a tale to tell the grandkids!

Avast ye mateys! Igor Severino showed no mercy in the scuffle against Andre Lima at UFC Fight Night in jolly old Las Vegas. As they be grappling near the Octagon, Severino be wrapping Lima against the cage like a true scallywag before taking a nefarious bite out of his arm. Arrr!After Lima showed his wound to the referee, he was declared the victor after a thorough investigation. Aye, the scurvy dog Severino be walking the plank after the bite, as UFC President Dana White be sending him to Davy Jones' locker.According to Lima, the bite came as a surprise during their swashbuckling battle. "Ow, ow, ow," he yelled, thinking it be the fence causing the pain, but later realizing it be Severino's treacherous teeth.Despite not getting to parley with Severino after the skirmish, Lima be curious as to why the scallywag decided to resort to such a cowardly tactic. Both fighters were making their maiden voyage in the UFC, but Severino's voyage be cut short due to his dirty deed.So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye UFC contenders - beware the bite of Igor Severino, lest ye face the same fate on the high seas of combat!

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