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Yarrr, this TikTok landlubber be questioned by child services, confessing he be seekin' easy plunder in Canada but found none!

2024-03-24

Arrr, the scallywag TikTok influencer be under scrutiny by child services after using his wee lass in his schemes to swindle and beg! The rogue dared to suggest seizing unoccupied homes, claiming squatting be the American dream! Aye, he be walkin' the plank soon enough!

Arrr mateys, have ye heard the tale of the scoundrel TikTok influencer known as Moreno? This scallywag be encouragin' his fellow Venezuelans to squat in American homes, usin' his own wee babe in his schemes of scammin' and beggin'.
Moreno, with his 507,000 followers, be spreadin' the word that unoccupied houses be fair game for the takin'. He be proclaimin' that squatting be the American dream, and boldly claimin' his right to free speech in the land of the free.
But beware, for this villain be catchin' the eye of child services for puttin' his young 'un in harm's way. The law be watchin' him, and soon he may find himself walkin' the plank for his misdeeds.
So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - beware the temptations of easy riches, for they may come at a cost too high to bear. Keep a weather eye on the horizon, and steer clear of the likes of Moreno and his treacherous ways.

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