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Arrr! The U.S. be standin' firm in cuttin' funds to UNRWA, despite weak accusations, mateys! Aye, sail on!

2024-03-24

Avast ye mateys! The scallywags in the U.S. government be takin' the gold from the United Nations and leavin' the poor Palestinians to starve in the streets. 'Tis a shameful act based on mere whispers from the landlubbers of Israel. 'Tis a sad day for the high seas indeed!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scurvy dogs in the U.S. government be takin' away funds from the United Nations agency that be helpin' the poor souls in Gaza. Aye, there be 1.1 million people there facin' famine, but those landlubbers in Congress be believin' the tall tales spun by Israel 'bout the agency's staff.
They be cuttin' the funds as part of a big spendin' package to keep the government runnin'. But mark me words, this be a cruel blow to those in need. The United Nations Relief be left high and dry, with their pockets empty and their hands tied.
So let's raise a glass to those poor souls in Gaza, may they find a way to weather the storm without the help they deserve. And may those scallywags in Congress come to see the error of their ways and make amends for their foul deeds. Arrr!

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