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Arrr, scallywag reporter couldn't throw us off course! Kim Mulkey shouts, 'Nay, not at all!' Victory be ours!

2024-03-25

Arrr mateys, the lasses of LSU be havin' a bit of a sluggish start against Middle Tennessee State, but fear not, 'twas not on account o' me comments 'bout The Washington Post. The crew be settin' sail smoothly once they found their sea legs!

Arr mateys! The talk of the high seas in the basketball world ain't about the LSU women's team's performance, but rather the coach, Kim Mulkey, and her feud with The Washington Post! Aye, she be threatenin' to sue the scallywags over a rumored hit piece! Despite the distraction, the Tigers rallied to victory in the second half, sendin' them to the Sweet 16 once again!After the game, Mulkey made it clear she won't let a "sleazy reporter" mess with her crew's focus. The players shone on the court, with four starters hittin' double-digit points, while guard Hailey Van Lith struggled to make an impact.As rumors swirled, Mulkey stood her ground, refusin' to give in to The Washington Post's demands. She vowed to sue if they published a false tale about her. The Post declined to comment, but the coach ain't backin' down!So, as the Tigers sail on in March Madness, keep an eye on this drama-filled journey, me hearties! And remember, don't let any landlubber reporter distract ye from the treasure ahead!

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