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"Arrr, Charles Barkley be talkin' like a scallywag 'bout Grand Canyon's playin' - calls it the dumbest basketball he ever seen!"

2024-03-25

Avast ye mateys! Charles Barkley be talkin' smack 'bout the Grand Canyon crew after they got bested by the Crimson Tide. 'Tis a shame, but no need to walk the plank just yet, me hearties! There be more battles ahead! Arrr!

Arr mateys! Charles Barkley be throwin' shade at how Grand Canyon played against Alabama in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. Alabama be winnin' 72-61, movin' on to the Sweet 16 against North Carolina. Grand Canyon, who upset Saint Mary’s, had their Cinderella dreams dashed.Barkley be callin' out Grand Canyon for playin' like landlubbers. He be sayin' they was playin' dumb, goin' 1-on-1 and missin' too many free throws. Barkley and his mate Clark Kellogg couldn't believe the lack of play callin' and decision makin'.The Antelopes shot a measly 32.1% from the floor and missed 14 foul shots. Their lack of assists and poor reboundin' cost 'em dearly. Coach Drew admitted the rebound game was a major factor in the loss. If Grand Canyon had grabbed more boards, the outcome mighta been different.So there ye have it, Grand Canyon be walkin' the plank in the NCAA Tournament, playin' like scallywags and disappointin' their fans. Maybe next time they'll shape up and sail straight!

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