Arrr! Biden sails to Carolina boastin' he be bringin' gifts for the South. Let's hope 'tis not just hot air!
2024-03-26
Arrr, President Biden be settin' sail fer North Carolina on Tuesday to argue he's brought booty to the South on matters o' jobs, lowerin' costs, an' reproductive rights. His visit comes as the scallywags be focusin' on North Carolina as a battleground state they be tryin' to plunder in 2024. Biden plans to tell how Trump failed the South during his rule, according to a memo from campaign manager Julie Chavez Rodriguez. Aye, our...
Arr matey! The President Biden be sailin' to North Carolina on Tuesday to shout from the poop deck about how he be helpin' the South with jobs, lowerin' costs, and reproductive rights. Avast ye, me hearties!The cap'n's visit be timed just right as the campaign be makin' eyes at North Carolina like a buxom wench in a tavern. They be wantin' to swipe it from that scallywag Trump in 2024. Biden be aimin' to tell the tale of how Trump be a scurvy dog who let the South down during his rule, as told by the wise Julie Chavez Rodriguez.
"Arrrr, me hearties! Our ship be sailin' in the right direction, unlike that Trump fella," says the memo. So, buckle up, me mateys, 'cause Biden be comin' to the South to spin a yarn of how he be the hero the South be needin'.