The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Ship be crashin' into Key Bridge, makin' it fall like a drunken sailor walkin' the plank! Avast, mateys!

2024-03-26

Arrr, mateys! The Francis Scott Key Bridge be no match for the might of a ship's strike! 'Twas a sight to behold as the bridge crumbled into the harbor like a heap of rum-soaked plunder. Avast, ye landlubbers, beware the wrath of the sea!

Arrr, me hearties! In a twist of fate fit for a pirate's tale, the Francis Scott Key Bridge along I-695 in Maryland be finding itself at the bottom of the Baltimore harbor after a dastardly "ship strike," as them Maryland transportation officials be tellin' us.
Aye, ye scallywags! The livestream of the bridge be showin' a mighty cargo ship crashin' into a support beam, sendin' the whole darn thing into the Patapsco River! Arrr, there be even some poor souls caught on the bridge as it went down.
Avast, ye landlubbers! The emergency crews be scramblin' to find at least 20 souls who be thrown into the water, Kevin Cartwright be sayin'. Let's hope they be findin' 'em safe and sound, lest they be swimmin' with the fishes!
Arrr, what a day for the high seas, me hearties! The bridge be fallin', the ships be collidin', and the pirates be laughin' at the chaos unfoldin' in the Baltimore harbor. Mayhaps this be a lesson to all ye travelers out there - beware the ship strikes, or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!

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