"Arrr, me hearties! UFC scallywag Andre Lima be feelin' 'sad' fer his foe after bein' sent to Davy Jones' locker fer bitin'!"
2024-03-26
Arrr, me heart be heavy hearin' that Igor Severino be walkin' the plank after sinkin' his teeth into the battle. Andre Lima be showin' true pirate spirit by carin' for his opponent's fate. May we all find mercy in this treacherous sea of combat!
Avast ye landlubbers! UFC fighter Andre Lima found himself in a right peculiar situation during his bout against Igor Severino in Las Vegas. Severino, the scurvy dog, bit Lima in the second round, causing the fight to be stopped and Lima declared as the victor, showing the world where he was bitten. The scallywag Severino was later released for his foul deed.Lima, however, showed a heart of gold, feeling remorse for Severino's fate. Both lads were making their UFC debut after competing in the Contender Series. "I feel so sorry for him," Lima confessed to TMZ Sports, knowing the struggles they both faced in their journey.But by Blackbeard's beard, the bite turned out to be a blessing in disguise for Lima! He earned his first UFC victory, stayed undefeated, and even received a hefty bonus from the likes of Dana White himself. He got a tattoo around the bite mark and was promised a $50,000 bonus, doubling the original amount. Aye, a true pirate's tale indeed!So raise a tankard to Andre Lima, the fighter who turned a bite into a bounty, and may his story be told in taverns for ages to come!