The Booty Report

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Arrr, be wary mateys! The bridge hath fallen, causin' trade troubles in Baltimore town. Aye, beware the chaos ahead!

2024-03-26

Avast ye mateys! The mighty bridge in Baltimore hath met its fate at the hands of a container ship. Vehicles be plungin' into the Patapsco River, while rescuers be searchin' for lost souls. The Francis Scott Key Bridge be in ruins, thanks to the clumsy Maersk ship. Aye, a state of emergency be declared!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! A major bridge in the land of Baltimore be fallin' down like a bunch of drunk sailors! A container ship crashed into it, sending cars plungin' into the ol' Patapsco River below. Blimey! Rescuers be out there lookin' for at least seven poor souls who ended up in Davy Jones' locker.
The Francis Scott Key Bridge, stretchin' over 1.6 miles, be carryin' a piece of the Interstate 695 highway. The ship that rammed into it belonged to the likes of Maersk, a mighty shipping giant. The authorities be scramblin' like a bunch of landlubbers, declarin' a state of emergency.
So keep an eye out on the horizon, me hearties, and watch out for any bridges collapsin' under the weight of a mighty ship. And if ye ever find yerself crossin' the Francis Scott Key Bridge, remember to hold on tight, for ye never know when ye might end up takin' a swim in the ol' Patapsco River. Fair winds and followin' seas to all ye salty dogs out there!

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