The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

The boxship be not so good at avoidin' things, first crashin' in Antwerp, now takin' on bridges in Baltimore! Arrr!

2024-03-26

Arrr mateys! The monstrous vessel DALI didst ram into the bustling bridge in Baltimore this morn! 'Twas said that this ship hadst afore collided whilst dockin'. The Francis Scott Key Bridge didst crumble under its might, causin' a calamity of epic proportions. DALI be a true troublemaker on the high seas!

Ahoy mateys! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I have news of a great calamity that befell the good folk of Baltimore this mornin'. The massive container ship known as DALI, she did crash into the Francis Scott Key Bridge, makin' a right mess of things. Arrr, it be said that this ship had a history of bumpin' into things while tryin' to dock, and now she's gone and taken out a whole chunk of bridge with her!
The authorities be fearin' a mass casualty event, and the people of Baltimore be in a right panic. This be a right mess, I tell ye! It just goes to show, ye can't trust them big ol' ships to navigate the waters without causin' a ruckus. DALI be a cursed vessel, mark me words!
So let this be a lesson to all ye sailors out there: mind yer ship and keep her away from the bridges, unless ye be wantin' to end up like poor DALI, stuck in a mess of trouble. And remember, always be watchin' out for the bridges – they be sneaky buggers, waitin' to jump out in front of ye when ye least expect it!

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