Arrr, Israel be blamin' US for scuttl'n the hostage deal with UN ceasefire resolution! Blimey!
2024-03-26
Arrr, the scurvy dogs in Israel’s government be throwing shade at the landlubbers in the US! The Biden crew be abstainin' from vetoing a resolution demandin' a cease-fire in Gaza without even carin' 'bout the poor souls held captive by Hamas. Netanyahu be callin' 'em delusional! Aye, what a sorry bunch o' scallywags!
Avast ye mateys! Israel be throwin' shade at the landlubber US government, it be. The scallywags in Washington decided to stand down from vetoing a United Nations decree demandin' a cease-fire in the Gaza Strip, but didn't make it a condition for the release of the hostages held by the scurvy dogs of Hamas.The Jewish state be pullin' its negotiators from Qatar, with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's crew callin' the demands of the terror group for the hostages' return as nothin' but a bunch of hogwash.
"Hamas's stance be as ridiculous as a one-legged pirate tryin' to dance a jig," said one official, with a hearty laugh. The US be walkin' the plank in Israel's eyes, not standin' firm against the scoundrels of Hamas.
But fear not, me hearties, for Israel be standin' tall and firm in the face of these turbulent waters. The battle be far from over, but the spirit of the Israeli people be as strong as the winds that fill our sails. Arrr!